Never phone in your cake order!

I received the following in a forwarded e-mail this week:

Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Wal-Mart Employee: “Hello 'dis Wal-Mart, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Wal-Mart Employee: “Whatchu want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne.” And underneath that “We will miss you”.

Sad but true. This actually happened.